- Right, now I am gonna go for an orgasm - Just make sure you don't share your dildo with the cat
— authors wish to remain anonymous
Hey everyone - the cat has worms in her butt - did you name them?
Tsufit answering to Shawns' biology research
I don't know why... I had worms when was a child. - Did you also smell to shit?
— commenting about kittie possibly having worms
"Let's call the kitten 'Salami'. So that she can write in her profile -I'm the only Salami allowed in the Casa-".
— Valentina, referring to the meat left by someone in the slag room
Why are you here for boy? - Kittens? - Just a way to say I am happy to see you
Casa conversation about xmoggling the kitten after having babys
"Finding the best spot when you're hitchhiking is like finding the g spot."
— milo said to jaab on their first hh experience
I have a bad sense of direction, so I am a cartographer.
— Jaap
Manu about her profession
- Now for some serious talking... ... - Do you really think all that shit came from one mouse?
Adan commenting about the first signaled mouse
whatever you do, dont make any decisions
— Shaun
(To Adan) - You always look so Argentinian when you come out of the shower.
— Robino
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- What is this and why does it smell so good? - It's cake, and I put poison in it.
— Dialogue betwen Leo and Heather
