- I am sorry - Oh, you are sorry? - yes. - So why are you not in your jar?
— ze sorry jar
I am not giving you an argument, I am giving you an order!
— Gabi vs Computer
Ah, Bobby is a geek! - yes he is an ubergeek So why does he have a Mac?
— Gabi
Thank you guys so much for having us. And good luck with the dishes!
— Jens, Layla, Jonathan.
Why don't you wanna come for yoga in the park? - Because I am anti-social
— Robino
I am so narrow minded, I normally shop at supermarkets.
— Manzare's response to her first dumpster dive experience
Do you mind sharing your room with a guy? - Uhm. It is nice weather outside!
— Manzare
I would happily participate in more activities in terms of, for example, doing useful things around.
Rita asking if she can come back
Anything else exciting happened today? - No not really. People were just laughing. Laughing? You mean people were all happy? - No, they were just laughing at me.
— Wrenaqua Free Hugging
I think these are too fried but I am sure they taste very crunchy.
— Anca bringing in some dark toasted bread
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— Robin
