I will take the room if you promise to help me in cleaning the cockroaches' shit.
Valentina's sms to her new flatmate in Brooklyn.
"I made the Grease."
— Moises
in a discussion of what musicals he performed in.
- What are the things that could possibly stop you from traveling around the world? - Amnesia. ... - Either that or losing my legs.
charlie answering robino's question on massimo's patio
"It's not you making the pasta madre, it's the pasta madre making you." --Massimo in Vicenza
I miss being illegal.
— Serpil's response to amylin's new grafitti projects
People in America are circumcised because of cereal.
— Mark
We all have strong dicks
I want to see the balls enlargement picture.
— Roy
hi, whats your name? Steff you look like a girl i knew in prison
— Taliah
Taliah meeting Steff
why did you choose a house next to where all ambulances depart from? - because we expected the place to blow up within three days.
— Daan from Berlin project volunteering answering robino's question after yet the 10th ambulance disrupts the peace.
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I'm not punchy, I just go for the balls immediately
— realitygaps
