hippy lawyers for you!

If you have been injured in an accident on the road, at work, or out and about call Alison now at hippy lawyers for you for free information about how you can make a claim today! I will be able to advise you on the best way to become another parasite feeding off the Tort system of law that was originally designed to protect people from the negligent actions of others. I work on a "no win no fee" basis to encourage those who wouldn't ussually have bothered to "give it a go" and rape the system a little bit more :D

So call today and get the compensation you DESERVE.

( i will bring them down from the inside i tell you!!)

Comments

lauralou's picture

ah torts!

Contingency fees! whoo hoo!

Adancito's picture

sue

I would like to sue the cat for shitting everywhere.

shaun-treehuggingfool's picture

i hope you cant get in

i hope you cant get in trouble or be held responsible for giving legal advise? but info is delicious!