- I am sorry - Oh, you are sorry? - yes. - So why are you not in your jar?
— ze sorry jar
I am not giving you an argument, I am giving you an order!
— Gabi vs Computer
Ah, Bobby is a geek! - yes he is an ubergeek So why does he have a Mac?
— Gabi
This is not a haircut, this is a helmet for a sex machine Well, that is what my sister told me.
— undefined
Look, she has 1454 friends on facebook! -Wow, is that all of Iceland?
— Kat commenting on IceGirl
"Will tattoos affect getting a job?"... looking up, "Wait, why would I get a job?"
noodles makes you happy.
— Superman
Context: Waking up. Quote: "Wait. Is your phone still on Prague time? Fuuuuuck."
Ergo: Missed our bus to Amsterdam, bought a new ticket for tonight. We'll see you guys tomorrow!
— Michelle
My fucking life
hmmm.... another overflow of the states???
— Wrenaqua
standing in the disco with 4 subjects
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