(when questioned about where I met friends) "Where did I meet them? Gangbang, where else?" (Works for crossing American border. FOR AMERICANS ONLY)
There aren't four people living here, I just like large women
I'm not threatening you officer, I'm informing you
12? you could have just said I don't have tits!
Don't underestimate crazy people
Can I learn anything here? You can learn to get out of the way:)
— Robino to Anu requesting kitchen-aide status
You're going to leave that green? It doesn't go at all!
We need a cook, we're all men here...and anu
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- what have you done for the revolution Today? - I don't have to do anything. I am vegan. It is what I didn't do.
