Goats are sexy -yea you're from New Zealand!
We don't host yankees or gringos, just new Englangers
Don't you want a bit of Jesus inside of You?
The Germans loved Bush. Well, hasslehof actually. And Americans love Schwarzenegger
Anu is magical
We don't have faces, we have screens
— Amylin
I'm exposing myself to the world, so come on in!
(when questioned about where I met friends) "Where did I meet them? Gangbang, where else?" (Works for crossing American border. FOR AMERICANS ONLY)
There aren't four people living here, I just like large women
I'm not threatening you officer, I'm informing you
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"Did anyone how you around?" "No one showed me around."
