toilet paper usefulness

Why toilet paper is sooo…… important for a nomad :)

14 ways why toiletpaper is handy for on the road (:

Clean ur ears
Create a tulband to cover ur head
Whipe off ur ass
Soak it in shit and throw it at politician’s
Stop small bleedings
Glue rolled up letters with blood to a board to make a hitchhiking sign
Use it as a pillow
Build urself a sunshield
Clean ur nose with it
Put it between ur clothes for extra warmth
Make a campfire
Tie it around ur feet and walk a short distance on it
Whipe off other annoying stuff
Mummify a murdered traveling companion