Why toilet paper is sooo…… important for a nomad :)

14 ways why toiletpaper is handy for on the road (:

Clean ur ears
Create a tulband to cover ur head
Whipe off ur ass
Soak it in shit and throw it at politician’s
Stop small bleedings
Glue rolled up letters with blood to a board to make a hitchhiking sign
Use it as a pillow
Build urself a sunshield
Clean ur nose with it
Put it between ur clothes for extra warmth
Make a campfire
Tie it around ur feet and walk a short distance on it
Whipe off other annoying stuff
Mummify a murdered traveling companion

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diwata's picture

For me toilet paper is really

For me toilet paper is really one necessary thing for me.It is very handy and you can use it in any way you want.All your ways are good except for the last one.You better check this useful sites:
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stove's picture

Sicko

You are sick.

Personally, I would substitute the last one for "in need of rolling papers"

Honestly, if you've got a dead travel companion, at least eat them. Stop wasting the meat!

::looks around:: ok, I might be alone on this one...