Valentina: "Do you think you could you ever be with some one who ate FEBO on a regular basis?"
— Valentina
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Amylin's chat up line: "well i'm nearly a man, i have no boobs and i don't shave my legs!"
— Amylin
Amylin: "no no no, this sucks ass in the bad way, like when you have to do the sucking of the ass."
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"how many petals does a fruit flower have?" "...i don't know, five? six? ... wait, is nature odd or even numbered?!"
— rada
