He was so impressed by my brain skills that he might have forgotten I am a woman.
— Valentina talking about male drives not asking for sex.
CasaRobino is not about hospitality but about slavery.
— Valentina
- Hi! Nice to meet you. I'm from Sweden! - It is ok. We are not racists.
— Valentina welcoming a new host
I will take the room if you promise to help me in cleaning the cockroaches' shit.
Valentina's sms to her new flatmate in Brooklyn.
I don't know why... I had worms when was a child. - Did you also smell to shit?
— commenting about kittie possibly having worms
"Let's call the kitten 'Salami'. So that she can write in her profile -I'm the only Salami allowed in the Casa-".
— Valentina, referring to the meat left by someone in the slag room
-Did I already called you bitch? -Did I already slap you?
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"That whole mess is just a big fuckin' mess."
— -- Alan, referencing the conflicts in the Middle East