The Quote Machine (with assistants)

"Don't underestimate crazy people"
"I'm not stupid, I'm just Finnish"
"12? you could have just said I don't have tits!"
"I'm not threatening you officer, I'm informing you"
"There aren't four people living here, I just like large women"
(when questioned about where I met friends) "Where did I meet them? Gangbang, where else?" (Works for crossing American border. FOR AMERICANS ONLY)

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robino's picture

ping!

Ah, did Matt already tell you his 'ping' story?

stove's picture

'Ping'?

Are you referring to the border crossing story I mentioned at 888? I haven't said anything about that here...